The Absolute Best Suggestive Dialogue Disclaimer: Do I even need one?!?!?! Well, if I do make one up that suits your taste in writing. I'm gonna say 3 sweet words (that I wish aren't true): Mulder isn't mine. BTW, neither is Scully, or any of the quotes or anything! Don't sue, cause I don't have anything--except for some X-Files tapes if that should interest you. Note: If you want to use this for your own web site, feel free to. A link would be appreciated but is not necessary. SEASON ONE PILOT: Mulder: Sorry, nobody down here but the FBI's most unwanted. Scully: Agent Mulder, I'm Dana Scully. I've been assigned to work with you. Mulder: Now that's a credential, rewriting Einstein. Scully: Did you bother to read it? Mulder: I did. I like it. DEEP THROAT: Scully: Mulder, did you see their eyes. If I were that stoned... Mulder: Ooh! If you were that stoned, what? SQUEEZE: Scully: You seem a little territorial. I don't know forget it. Mulder: (plays with her necklace) Of course I was. JERSEY DEVIL: Ellen: What about that guy you work with? You said he was cute. Scully: Mulder? He's a jerk. He's not a jerk, he's obsessed with his work. FALLEN ANGEL: Mulder: (smiling) The * enigmatic * Dr. Scully. FIRE: Mulder: I was merely extending her a professional courtesy. Scully: Oh, is that what you were extending? BEYOND THE SEA: Scully: You set us up! This was a trap for Mulder because he helped put you away. Well, I'm here to tell you that if he dies because of what you've done, four days from now nobody will stop me from being the one that'll throw the switch and gas you out of this life for good, you son of a bitch! GENDERBENDER: Mulder: I know what I saw, Scully. And I saw you about to do the wild thing with some stranger. LAZARUS: Mulder: (on phone) Dana, are you all right? Dana? Mulder: If you lay one hand on her, so help me God. I'll... E.B.E.: Scully: I don't see how anybody could think what they said is even remotely plausible. Mulder: I think it's remotely plausible that someone might think you're hot. TOOMS: Mulder: You could be in trouble just sitting in this car. And I'd hate to see you carrying an official reprimand in you career file because of me. Scully: Fox... Mulder: (with nervous laugh) I ,uh, I even made my parents call me Mulder. Mulder. Scully: Mulder, I wouldn't put myself on the line for anybody but you. Mulder: If there's an iced tea in that bag, could be love. Scully: Must be fate Mulder...root beer. Mulder: Uh! Scully: You're delirious. Go home and get some sleep. ROLAND: Mulder: How was the wedding? Scully: You mean the part where the groom passed out or when the dog bit the drummer? Mulder: Did you catch the bouquet? Scully: Maybe. SEASON TWO (1994-1995) LITTLE GREEN MEN: Mulder: Before I could only trust myself. Now I an only trust you. Mulder: I still have my work. I still have you. And I still have myself. THE HOST: Scully: And Mulder, when you see Skinner to hand in your field report, I know that it's your decision, but I hope that you know that I'd consider it more than just a professional loss if you decide to leave. ONE BREATH: Mulder: I brought you something...Superstars of the Superbowls. Scully: I knew there was a reason to live. Scully: I had the strength of your beliefs. IRRESISTIBLE: Mulder: I don't want you to think you have to hide anything from me. Scully: (to counselor): I trust him with as much as anyone. I trust him with my life. SOFT LIGHT: Mulder: Hey Scully, can you spare a prophylactic? OUR TOWN: Scully: I just came up with a pretty sick theory. Mulder: Ooh, I'm listening. ANASAZI Mulder: You've taken a big risk. Scully: I was certain they would have killed you. Mulder: Thank you. Thank you for taking care of me. SEASON THREE ( 1995-1996) THE BLESSING WAY Mulder: (to Scully in his dream) I've come back from the dead to continue with you. PAPER CLIP: Scully: I went to your father's funeral. I told your mother that you'd be okay. Mulder: How did you know? Scully: I just did. REVELATIONS Mulder: (to Scully) You'll never draw my bath. WAR OF THE COPROPHAGES Scully: (over phone) ...the existence of extra-terrestrial life is not only astronomically improbable, but at it's most basic level, downright anti-Darwinian. Mulder: (over phone) Scully, what are you wearing? SYZYGY Scully: ( smoking and jealous imitating Mulder) Detective White could use our help. She's just trying to solve this case. Detective White needs our help. PIPER MARU: Scully: I'm just constantly amazed by you. I...you're working down here in the basement shifting through files and transmissions that any other agent would just throw away in the garbage. Mulder: Well, that's why I'm in the basement Scully. Scully: You're in the basement because they are afraid of you, of your relentlessness and because they know that they could just drop you in the middle of the desert and tell you the truth is out there and you'd ask them for a shovel. Mulder: Is that what you think of me? Scully: Well, maybe not a shovel. Maybe a back hoe. PUSHER: Modell: You and your pretty partner seen really close. Do you work well together. CLYDE BRUCKMAN'S FINAL REPOSE: Mulder: Get this Scully the lab analysis for the first bit of fiber just came back, it's lace. Scully: Chantilly lace? Mulder: You know what I like. HELL MONEY: Scully: Do you know how much the human body is worth? Mulder: Depends on the body. JOSE CHUNG'S FROM OUTER SPACE Scully: I was surprised to find Mulder asleep in my room. QUAGMIRE: Scully: You're so consumed in you personal vengeance against life whether it be its inherent cruelties or mysteries that everything takes on a warped significance to fit you megalomaniac cosmology. Mulder: Are you coming on to me Scully? ------ Dr. Farraday (after encountering Mulder & Scully stranded on a rock together) I hope I'm not interrupting anything. WETWIRED: Scully: It's not the truth, Mom. He's lied to me from the beginning. He never trusted me. Mulder: You're the only one I trust. SEASON FOUR HOME: Scully: I guess I was just, uh, projecting on myself. Mulder: Why? Is there a history of genetic abnormalities in your family? Scully: No. Mulder: Then just find your self a man with a spotless genetic makeup and a really high tolerance for being second guessed and start pumping out the little uber-Scullies. Scully: What about your family? Mulder: Hmm? Well aside from the need for corrective lenses and the tendency to be abducted by extra-terrestrials involved in an international government conspiracy, the Mulder family passes genetic muster. Scully: (smiles) Scully: Now we all have a natural instinct to propagate. Mulder: Do we? Mulder: I just never saw you as a mother before. Scully: Night Mulder. Mulder: Night Mom. THE FIELD WHERE I DIED: Mulder: Dana, if um, early in the four years we've been working together an event occurred that suggested or somebody told you that we'd been friends together in other lifetimes always.. would it have hanged some of the ways we've looked at one another? Scully: Even if I knew for certain, I would change a day. TERMA: Scully: Mulder (hugs him) Mulder: It's good to put my arms around you. Both of them. LEONARD BETTS: Scully: It blinked at me. Mulder: Blinked or winked? MOMENTO MORI: Scully: ( see journal entries in "Scully Says." Mulder: I think the truth will save you Scully. I think it'll save both of us. TEMPUS FUGIT: Mulder: (singing) Happy Birthday dear Special Agent Dana Katherine Scully. Happy Birthday to you...I didn't know it was your birthday Scully. Scully: Mulder, you've never remembered my birthday in the four years I've know you. Mulder: That's the way I like to celebrate. It's every four years, like dog years. Scully: Dog years? Thank you. Mulder: (smiling) You're welcome. Oh I got something for you. Scully: You've got to be kidding me. Mulder: It's just something that reminded me of you. Scully: What, an alien implant? Mulder: Two actually. I made them into earrings. (gives her keychain) Scully: Apollo 11. Mulder: (smiling) read the back. Scully: Commemorating Apollo 11 and the mission to the moon, July 1969. I'm touched. SMALL POTATOES: Mulder: Hey Scully, should we be picking out china patterns or what? Mulder: Birds do it, bees do it, even educated MDs do it. ELEGY Scully: I guess I never realized how much I relied on him before this... his passion. He's been a great source of strength that I've drawn on. Mulder: I know what you're afraid of. I'm afraid of the same thing. SEASON FIVE ( 1997-1998) REDUX Mulder: (crying) Did they give Agent Scully this disease? Did they do this to her because of me? Mulder: ( to Scully who was undressing) keep going, FBI woman. Mulder: I will not allow this treason to prosper not if they've done this to you. Mulder: I need to know who did this to Scully. Kritschgau: You can have what you may find is so much more that that. Mulder: What? Kristchgau: What you want most desperately of all. Mulder: The cure for Scully's cancer. REDUX II Mulder: Hey Sully, how about them Yankees, huh? Scully: Yes you can. Mulder, if I can save you let me. Mulder: (to CSM) If Scully dies, I will kill you. Mulder: Scully's cancer's gone into remission. Skinner: That's unbelievable news. Mulder: It's the best news I could have ever heard. DETOUR: Mulder: How do I say this without using any negative words Scully? Scully: You want me to tell the you're not going to make it to this year's teamwork seminar. Mulder: You see that? We don't need that conference. We have communication like that...unspoken. Scully: However, I must remind you, this goes against the bureau's policy of male and female agents consorting in the same hotel room while on assignment. Mulder: Try any of that tailhook crap on me Scully, and I'll kick your ass. Scully: Sometimes I think some work on your communication skill wouldn't be such a bad idea. Mulder: I was once told that the best way to regenerate body heat is to crawl naked into a sleeping bag with somebody else who was already naked. Scully: Maybe if it rains sleeping bags you'll get lucky. Mulder: I don't want to wrestle. Scully: Get over here. I'm going to help keep you warm. Mulder: One of us has to stay awake, Scully. Scully: You sleep Mulder. Mulder: If you get tired, wake me. Scully: I'm not going to get tired. Mulder: Why don't you sing something? Scully: No Mulder. Mulder: Sing something so I know you're awake. Scully: You don't want me to sing Mulder. I can't carry a tune. Mulder: It doesn't matter just sing anything. Scully: Jeremiah was a bullfrog, was a good friend of mine. I never understood a single word he said but I helped him drink his wine. Mulder: Chorus. Scully: Joy to the world... CHRISTMAS CAROL: Melissa: (in Scully's flashback) You don't know who you're going to meet when you join the FBI. You don't know whose life you're going to change. EMILY: Mulder: I should have declined if I never want to see you hurt or harmed in any way. Mulder: Dana has known for quite some time that she can't bear children. She hasn't known why. Now however that happened the fact that she can adopt this child, her own flesh and blood, is something I don't feel I have the right to question and I don't believe anybody has the right to stand in the way of. Scully: Why didn't you tell me, Mulder? Mulder: I never expected this. I thought I was protecting you. Mulder: But you found her and had a chance to love her, maybe she was meant for that too. Scully: She found me. Mulder: So you could save her. KITSUNEGARI Linda Bowman: Why wait when it's true love. You never know how long you have. Mulder: No you don't. SCHIZOGENY Mulder: Hey Scully, is this demonstration of boyish agility turning you on at all? CHINGA Mulder: Scully? Scully: Yes? Mulder: Marry me. Mulder: Hey morning, sunshine. Scully: Mulder? Mulder: Yeah. I was a little worried about you. BAD BLOOD Mulder: Come on Scully, get those little legs moving. Sheriff Hartwell: You really know your stuff, Dana. Mulder: Dana?! He never even knew your first name. Scully: You going to interrupt me or what? Mulder: No, go ahead. Dana. THE RED AND THE BLACK Scully: What time is it? Mulder: What time is it? Scully: Why are you laughing? Mulder: I'm not laughing at you. I'm just very happy to be standing here talking to you, that's all. FOLIE A DEUX Mulder: You have to be willing to see. Scully: I wish it were that simple. Mulder: Scully, you have to believe me. Nobody else on this whole damn planet ever will. You're my one in 5 billion. THE END Gibson: He's thinking about one of the girls he brought. Diana: Which one? Gibson: He doesn't want me to say. Gibson: You're wondering aren't you? Scully: About what? About you? Gibson: About that other girl. She's wondering about you too. Diana: I sense you could use an ally. Someone who thinks like you. Mulder: Oh, you mean Scully. Diana: She's not what I call an open mind on the subject. Mulder: She's a scientist. She just makes me work for everything. Diana: Yes, but I'm sure there sere times when two like minds on a case would have been advantageous. Mulder: I've done OK without you. FIGHT THE FUTURE (JUNE 19, 1998) Scully: I had you. Mulder: Oh no you didn't. Scully: Oh yeah. I had you big time. Mulder: You had nothing. Come on. I saw you jiggle the handle. Scully: I saw your face Mulder. There was a definite moment of panic. Mulder: You've never seen me panic Scully. When I panic I make this face. Scully: That was the face. Mulder: You didn't see that face. Scully: Yeah that was the face you made. You're buying. Mulder: What do you want. A Coke, Pepsi, a saline IV? Mulder: Whatever you told them in there, Scully, you don't have to protect me. Scully: All I told them was the truth. Mulder: They're trying to divide us on this and we can't let them. Scully: Mulder, they have divided us. They're splitting us up. Mulder: What? What are you talking about? Scully: I have a meeting with OPR day after tomorrow for reimidiation and reassignment. Mulder: But they're the ones who put us together. Scully: Because they wanted me to invalidate your investigations into the paranormal. But I think this goes deeper than that now. Mulder: This is not about you, Scully. They're doing this to me. Scully: They're not doing this. Mulder, I left behind a career in medicine because I thought that I could make a difference at the FBI. But it hasn't turned out that way. And now if they were to transfer me to Omaha or Cleveland, or some field office, it just doesn't hold the interest for me that it once did. Not after what I've seen and done. Mulder: You're quitting? Scully: Maybe you should ask yourself if your heart's still in it, too. Mulder: What's wrong? Scully: Salt Lake City, Utah. Transfer effective immediately. Scully: I already gave Skinner my letter of resignation. Mulder: You can't quit now, Scully. Scully: I can, Mulder. I debated whether or not even to tell you in person, but ... Mulder: We are close to something here! We're on the verge! Scully: You're on the verge, Mulder. Please don't do this to me. Mulder: After what you saw last night, after all you've seen, you can just walk away? Scully: I have, I did, it's done. Mulder: I need you on this, Scully. Scully: You don't need me, Mulder. You never have. I've just held you back. Scully: I have to go. Mulder: You want to tell yourself that so you can quit with a clear conscience, you can, but you're wrong! Scully: Why did they assign me to you in the first place, Mulder? To debunk your work, to rein you in, to shut you down ... Mulder: But you saved me! As difficult and as frustrating as it's been sometimes, your goddamned strict rationalism and science have saved me a thousand tim es ove r! You've kept me honest ... you've made me a whole person. I owe you everything ... Scully, and you owe me nothing. Mulder: I don't know if I want to do this alone... I don't even know if I can ... and if I quit now, they win. Mulder: You're wasting your time, Scully. They'll never believe you, not unless your story can be programmed, categorized, or easily referenced. Scully: Well, then we'll go over their heads. Mulder: No. No. How many times have we been here before, Scully? Right here. So close to the truth and now with what we've seen and what we know to be right back at the beginning with nothing. Scully: This is different, Mulder. Mulder: No it isn't! You were right to want to quit! You were right to want to leave me! You should get as far away from me as you can! I'm not going to watch you die, Scully, because of some hollow personal cause of mine. Go be a doctor. Go be a doctor while you still can. Scully: I can't. I won't. Mulder, I'll be a doctor, but my work is here with you now. That virus that I was exposed to, whatever it is, it has a cure. You held it in your hand. How many other lives can we save? Look ... (she clasps his hand) ... If I quit now, they win. SEASON SIX (1998-1999) THE BEGINNING: Scully: Mulder, I know what you did. I know what happened to me but without ignoring the science, I can't... Listen, Mulder. You told me that my science kept you honest. That it made you question your assumptions. That by it, I'd made you a whole person. If I change now... It wouldn't be right... or honest. Scully: It comes down to a matter of trust. It always has. Mulder: Are you asking me to make a choice? Scully: I am asking you to trust my judgement. To trust me. TRIANGLE: Scully: I want you to close your eyes and say, There's no place like home, there's no place like home... Mulder: Hmmm. Mulder: Scully? Scully: Yes? Mulder: I love you. Scully: Oh brother. DREAMLAND: Scully: Don't you ever want to stop. To get out of the damn car, settle down, and live something approaching a normal life? Mulder: This is normal. DREAMLAND II Scully: (to Mulder who is in Morris' body) I'd kiss you if you weren't so damn ugly. HOW THE GHOSTS STOLE CHRISTMAS Scully: You mean you want me to go ghost busting with you on Christmas eve? Mulder: (to Lyda) We're not lovers. Lyda: Hmmm. Scully: Not that my only joy in life is proving you wrong. Mulder: When have you proved me wrong? Scully: Well, why else would you want me out there with you? Mulder: You didn't want to be there? Well, that's self-righteous and narcissistic of me to say, isn't it? Scully: No, I mean. . .maybe I did want to be out there with you. Mulder: I know we said we weren't going to exchange gifts, but I got you a little something. Scully: Mulder! Mulder: Merry Christmas. Scully: Well, I got you a little something, too. RAIN KING Kroner Mayor: If I had known you was bringing the missus with you, I'd have arranged for fancier accommodations. Motel Maid: Miss, I moved your boyfriend's things into your room. [over phone] Scully: Mulder, when is the last time you went on a date? Mulder: I will talk to you later. [hangs up] Scully: Blind leading the blind. Holman: You spend every day with Agent Scully, a beautiful, enchanting woman. You two have never--? I confess I find that shocking. I've seen how you two gaze at one another. Mulder: This is about you, Holman. I'm here to help you. I'm perfectly happy with my friendship with Agent Scully. Mulder: I do not gaze at Scully. Sheila: You love him, don't you? Scully: What? Sheila: You're jealous Agent Mulder and I have a special connection, and you're trying to divert me to Holman. Scully: What?! Sheila: Not even a kiss? Scully: [shakes her head] Sheila: I just never thought of Holman that way, you know. He's my closest friend, and to not even suspect-- Scully: Well, it seems to me that the best relationships, the ones that last, are frequently the ones that are rooted in friendship. You know, one day you look at the person and you see something more than you did the night before, like a switch has been flicked somewhere, and the person who was just a friend, is suddenly the only person you can ever imagine yourself with. Mulder: [regarding Holman's revelation of love to Sheila] So, how'd it go? Holman: You should try it sometime. TITHOINUS Mulder: Hi. I'm Special Agent Fox Mulder. We used to sit next to each other at the FBI. TWO FATHERS Mulder: [to Scully] Hey homegirl, word up. Mulder: Scully, you want to go one on one? ONE SON [talking about Diana Fowley] Scully: Mulder, this stinks, and not because I think that woman is a. . .well I think you know what I think that woman is. Mulder: No, actually, you hide your feelings very well. Scully: [about Mulder] I wouldn't bet against him. ARCADIA Mulder: Wow. Take a look at this. Honey, what do you think? Is this place us or what? Mulder: I'm Rob, and this is my lovely wife, Laura. Mulder: I work mostly at home, which is great for Laura, because she gets me all to herself. Mulder: Hey, wait a minute, you didn't let me carry you over the threshold. Scully: You ready? Mulder: Let's get it on, honey. Scully: All right, then. Mulder: Want to make that honeymoon video now? Mulder: Wow. Admit it: You just want to play house. Mulder: Woman, get back in here and make me a sandwich. Scully: [tosses rubber gloves in his face] Mulder: Did I not make myself clear? Win: So how was your first night? Peaceful? Mulder: Oh it was wonderful. We just spooned up and fell asleep like little baby cats. Isn't that right, Honeybunch? Scully: That's right, Poopyhead. Win: So, where'd you two meet? Mulder: Actually, it was at a UFO conference. Win: Flying saucers. Interesting. Wouldn't have thought you folks would have been into that. Mulder: Well, it's not me so much as Laura, she's quite the new ager. I mean, she's into those magnetic bracelets, and crystals and mood rings, what have you. God bless her, she's a sucker for all that stuff. Cami: I wouldn't have guessed that, would you? Scully: No kidding. Mulder: [patting bed] Come on, Laura, we're married now. Scully: Scully, Mulder. Good night. Mulder: The thrill is gone.